1. I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck
2. not every turnip makes it off the truck
3. the truck doesn’t stop for every turnip
4. you can take the turnip off the truck, but you can’t take the truck out of the turnip
5. no turnip ever thanked the truck
6. don't count your turnips until the truck stops
7. two turnips on a truck is company, two trucks for a turnip is trouble
8. you don’t grease the truck for the turnip’s pleasure
9. the first turnip loaded in the truck is the last turnip taken out
10. even a full turnip truck rides empty back